Yo momma so dumb

she thought a Quad Core was porno lingo.

Yo mama so behind the times

She thought a Megabyte was that new flatbread sandwich at Quizno's.

Yo momma so dumb

She thought FSMO roles were something you baked for the dinner table.

Yo momma so dumb

She thought an Exabyte was a skin rash....

Yo momma so dumb

she thought a semiconductor worked on trains.

Yo momma so dumb

she thougt a USB drive was public transportation.

Yo momma so dumb

she thought Raid 5 was bug spray.

Yo mama so dumb

she thought VMWare was P Diddy's new clothing line.

Yo mama so computer illiterate

She thought the internet really is a series of tubes!

Yo mama so behind the times

she axed if she had to rewind a cd when she was done listening to it

Yo mama so dumb

she thought firewire was a candle wick

Yo mama so stupid

she asked you to fax that document back to her because it was her only copy!

Yo mama so stupid

she thought shadow copies were xerox copies that came out too dark

Yo mama so dumb

She thinks 192.168.0.256 is a valid IP address.